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Another one bites the crust
Ooh, let’s not
We both know it’s very gross
Even with food flavoring poured on
Isn’t no taste but babies will eat it
Big guns ready to go
You’re not ready, hey, not ready for this
You’re falling to the floor in distaste
Out the doorway the farts rip
Cause of the taste of the crust-yeah
Another one bites the crust
Another one bites the crust
And another pukes, another one pukes
Another one bites the crust, eh
It’s gonna get you too
Another bites the crust
How do you think It’s going to get along
With the other food you ate
It’ll eat the other foods it can
And it’ll blow you up with no regret
It’s not happy, it’s not satisfied
It won’t stand for heat,
But inside it will rip
Your untouched insides
Look out
Another one bites the crust
Another one bites the crust
And another pukes, another one pukes
Another one bites the crust, eh
It’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the crust
Hey
Oh eat it
Bite our crust- bite our crust please hey
Hey
Another one bites the crust
Another one bites the crust, ow
Another one bites the crust, hey hey
Another one bites the crust, heeey
Ooh fall down
Plenty of ways that you can disgust a man
And run to the ground
You can feed him
Our brand of crust
You fart quite well and just leave
Fart when he’s down, yeah
But he’s ready, he’s got nose plugs
Standing on his own two feet
When all of the farts rip
Repeating to the sound of a grown man’s scream
Eew yeah
Another one bites the crust
Another one bites the crust
And another pukes, another one pukes
Another one bites the crust, eh
It’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the crust
Shoot out
Hey, alright
We both know it’s very gross
Even with food flavoring poured on
Isn’t no taste but babies will eat it
Big guns ready to go
You’re not ready, hey, not ready for this
You’re falling to the floor in distaste
Out the doorway the farts rip
Cause of the taste of the crust-yeah
Another one bites the crust
Another one bites the crust
And another pukes, another one pukes
Another one bites the crust, eh
It’s gonna get you too
Another bites the crust
How do you think It’s going to get along
With the other food you ate
It’ll eat the other foods it can
And it’ll blow you up with no regret
It’s not happy, it’s not satisfied
It won’t stand for heat,
But inside it will rip
Your untouched insides
Look out
Another one bites the crust
Another one bites the crust
And another pukes, another one pukes
Another one bites the crust, eh
It’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the crust
Hey
Oh eat it
Bite our crust- bite our crust please hey
Hey
Another one bites the crust
Another one bites the crust, ow
Another one bites the crust, hey hey
Another one bites the crust, heeey
Ooh fall down
Plenty of ways that you can disgust a man
And run to the ground
You can feed him
Our brand of crust
You fart quite well and just leave
Fart when he’s down, yeah
But he’s ready, he’s got nose plugs
Standing on his own two feet
When all of the farts rip
Repeating to the sound of a grown man’s scream
Eew yeah
Another one bites the crust
Another one bites the crust
And another pukes, another one pukes
Another one bites the crust, eh
It’s gonna get you too
Another one bites the crust
Shoot out
Hey, alright
Zoo let out the lion
I found my self runnin’ out the door
They roared and ripped and yelped for more
They thought I was a meal they weren’t served
Hey, They don’t know a thing
But I think I survived the attack- Yeah that’s right
I ran and lived outside
Of the zoo when I was chased again
They let them all out to try to eat me
Then they let out the lion
Tried to catch me “oh no”
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
How could they do all that to me
I thought they said that they all liked me
But I guess the workers were spies in disguise
They had to let them all out at me
Lord, Imagine how I felt when the
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
(Isn’t this illegal)
How they let them out on me
(Isn’t this illegal)
How they let them out on me
(Isn’t this illegal)
How they let them out on me
(Isn’t this illegal)
How they let them out on me
Who, me? Tell me? Was it me?
What an ugly lion
Oh, he like me, like me, like me, like me,
Oh yeah, he ate me
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
They roared and ripped and yelped for more
They thought I was a meal they weren’t served
Hey, They don’t know a thing
But I think I survived the attack- Yeah that’s right
I ran and lived outside
Of the zoo when I was chased again
They let them all out to try to eat me
Then they let out the lion
Tried to catch me “oh no”
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
How could they do all that to me
I thought they said that they all liked me
But I guess the workers were spies in disguise
They had to let them all out at me
Lord, Imagine how I felt when the
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
(Isn’t this illegal)
How they let them out on me
(Isn’t this illegal)
How they let them out on me
(Isn’t this illegal)
How they let them out on me
(Isn’t this illegal)
How they let them out on me
Who, me? Tell me? Was it me?
What an ugly lion
Oh, he like me, like me, like me, like me,
Oh yeah, he ate me
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Cucumber
James:]
Take it back, take it back...
Verse 1-
Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door you start eating
Come on everybody won’t you eat more
everybody want to buy more desserts
Everybody get your food to snack on
All you crazy people come on eat some more
I want to see you all eat your pees, pees
You either want to eat with me, or eat me!
Chorus-
cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
make you run real fast
it’s a cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
Wish you never ever seen it at all!
Verse 2-
And when it grows it grows with passion
And if it’s pickled, then it ain’t a cucumber
If it’s green goes gross, you know you’re gonna have to treat it
even if you never ever seen it
Everybody took the cucumbers
All the ones you planted in your backyard
you doing anything to keep them on your plate
because it ain’t ever gonna , gonna run away
Chorus-
cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
make you run real fast
it’s a cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
Wish you never ever seen it at all!
[Chants]
Chorus-
cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
make you run real fast
it’s a cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
Wish you never ever seen it at all!
Outro-
never ever seen it at all
you wish you never ever seen it at all
you wish you never ever seen it at all
you wish you never ever seen it at all
you wish you never ever seen it at all
Take it back, take it back...
Verse 1-
Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door you start eating
Come on everybody won’t you eat more
everybody want to buy more desserts
Everybody get your food to snack on
All you crazy people come on eat some more
I want to see you all eat your pees, pees
You either want to eat with me, or eat me!
Chorus-
cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
make you run real fast
it’s a cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
Wish you never ever seen it at all!
Verse 2-
And when it grows it grows with passion
And if it’s pickled, then it ain’t a cucumber
If it’s green goes gross, you know you’re gonna have to treat it
even if you never ever seen it
Everybody took the cucumbers
All the ones you planted in your backyard
you doing anything to keep them on your plate
because it ain’t ever gonna , gonna run away
Chorus-
cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
make you run real fast
it’s a cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
Wish you never ever seen it at all!
[Chants]
Chorus-
cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
make you run real fast
it’s a cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
Wish you never ever seen it at all!
Outro-
never ever seen it at all
you wish you never ever seen it at all
you wish you never ever seen it at all
you wish you never ever seen it at all
you wish you never ever seen it at all
Broker's share
We gave you everything you’ve got
You keep on collecting the pennies and they get hot
You have our crap, and WE’VE GOT YOUR MOM HELD HOSTAGE
You say you wanna get more
The savings just begun we’ll let you in
You keep on spending, you keep on spending
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
You’ll keep on saving for a while
You’re looking ugly and I hate your style
You drive us wild, we’ll drive you crazy
You loose everything you’ve got and that’s quite a lot
And you drive us wild, we’ll drive you crazy
You keep on spending, you keep on spending
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
You keep on collecting the pennies and they get hot
You have our crap, and WE’VE GOT YOUR MOM HELD HOSTAGE
You say you wanna get more
The savings just begun we’ll let you in
You keep on spending, you keep on spending
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
You’ll keep on saving for a while
You’re looking ugly and I hate your style
You drive us wild, we’ll drive you crazy
You loose everything you’ve got and that’s quite a lot
And you drive us wild, we’ll drive you crazy
You keep on spending, you keep on spending
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
Here is another song called In my eyes
This aint a song for annoying little brats
Aint gonna pray for the ones who snook in
I aint gonna be a brat in the crowd
You’re gonna feel my pain
When I shout it out loud
In my eyes
It’s now or never
It could stay in forever
I gotta get it out while I still can
(In my eyes)
my eyes are like open highways
Like the fruit fly said
I picked it out my way
I gotta get it out while I still can
In my eyes
This is for the one who farts too much
For Tommy and Gina who I’m scarin right now
Tomorrow’s gonna hurt if I leave it in
Pain ain’t even hurtin’
If I’m sittin’ here fartin’
In my eyes
It’s now or never
It could stay in forever
I gotta get it out while I still can
(In my eyes)
my eyes are like open highways
Like the fruit fly said
I picked it out my way
I gotta get it out while I still can
In my eyes
Better stand tall when you’re pullin’ it out
Don’t bend, don’t push, boy, don’t wimp out
In my eyes
It’s now or never
It could stay in forever
I gotta get it out while I still can
(In my eyes)
my eyes are like open highways
Like the fruit fly said
I picked it out my way
I gotta get it out while I still can
In my eyes
In my eyes
It’s now or never
It could stay in forever
I gotta get it out while I still can
(In my eyes)
my eyes are like open highways
Like the fruit fly said
I picked it out my way
I gotta get it out while I still can
In my eyes
Aint gonna pray for the ones who snook in
I aint gonna be a brat in the crowd
You’re gonna feel my pain
When I shout it out loud
In my eyes
It’s now or never
It could stay in forever
I gotta get it out while I still can
(In my eyes)
my eyes are like open highways
Like the fruit fly said
I picked it out my way
I gotta get it out while I still can
In my eyes
This is for the one who farts too much
For Tommy and Gina who I’m scarin right now
Tomorrow’s gonna hurt if I leave it in
Pain ain’t even hurtin’
If I’m sittin’ here fartin’
In my eyes
It’s now or never
It could stay in forever
I gotta get it out while I still can
(In my eyes)
my eyes are like open highways
Like the fruit fly said
I picked it out my way
I gotta get it out while I still can
In my eyes
Better stand tall when you’re pullin’ it out
Don’t bend, don’t push, boy, don’t wimp out
In my eyes
It’s now or never
It could stay in forever
I gotta get it out while I still can
(In my eyes)
my eyes are like open highways
Like the fruit fly said
I picked it out my way
I gotta get it out while I still can
In my eyes
In my eyes
It’s now or never
It could stay in forever
I gotta get it out while I still can
(In my eyes)
my eyes are like open highways
Like the fruit fly said
I picked it out my way
I gotta get it out while I still can
In my eyes
This is my song mow the lawn
Go on head as you waste your days with stinking
When you fart everyone dies
Another day and you’ve had your fill of stinking
With the john in the bathroom
These are shaking brown
These hands are meant to mow
Speak to me, when all you’ve got to keep is strong
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I know you can
And even when your grass is gone
Mow the dirt, mow the dirt just to make it through
Mow the dirt
Mow the dirt
So a day when you’ve lost the mower completely
Could be a night when the lawn dies
Such a lawn that will lead you to deceiving
All the grass haled in your
Hands are coated green
Your grass is mine to hold
Speak to me, when all you’ve got to keep is strong
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I know you can
And even when your grass is gone
Mow the dirt, mow the dirt just to make it through
Mow the dirt
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong we mow our lawns
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong we mow our lawn
The lawn the lawn the lawn
When all you’ve got to keep is strong
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I know you can
And even when your grass is gone
Mow the dirt, mow the dirt just to make it through
[X3]
(Mow the lawn)
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We mow our lawns
When you fart everyone dies
Another day and you’ve had your fill of stinking
With the john in the bathroom
These are shaking brown
These hands are meant to mow
Speak to me, when all you’ve got to keep is strong
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I know you can
And even when your grass is gone
Mow the dirt, mow the dirt just to make it through
Mow the dirt
Mow the dirt
So a day when you’ve lost the mower completely
Could be a night when the lawn dies
Such a lawn that will lead you to deceiving
All the grass haled in your
Hands are coated green
Your grass is mine to hold
Speak to me, when all you’ve got to keep is strong
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I know you can
And even when your grass is gone
Mow the dirt, mow the dirt just to make it through
Mow the dirt
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong we mow our lawns
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong we mow our lawn
The lawn the lawn the lawn
When all you’ve got to keep is strong
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I know you can
And even when your grass is gone
Mow the dirt, mow the dirt just to make it through
[X3]
(Mow the lawn)
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We mow our lawns



