JJT

The song list for the album Wet Cement has been confirmed!!!
1.Mow the lawn
2.Wet Cement
3.Wag my tail
4.Back Ache
5.Milk
6.Zoo Let out the lion
7.Brokers Share
8.A Million Monkeys
9.The Lethal Fart (Original)

there you have it...this stuff all sounds pretty stupid to people who do not understand us but you know what...we don't care!!we are stupid!!

hey everyone who can sing and has a sense of humor-i need a vocalist to sing some parodies that we wrote--were doing the backing tracks we just need a vocalist!!!if you're interested leave me a message

I found my self runnin’ out the door
They roared and ripped and yelped for more
They thought I was a meal they weren’t served
Hey, They don’t know a thing
But I think I survived the attack- Yeah that’s right

I ran and lived outside
Of the zoo when I was chased again
They let them all out to try to eat me
Then they let out the lion
Tried to catch me “oh no”

Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion

How could they do all that to me
I thought they said that they all liked me
But I guess the workers were spies in disguise
They had to let them all out at me
Lord, Imagine how I felt when the

Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion

(Isn’t this illegal)
How they let them out on me
(Isn’t this illegal)
How they let them out on me
(Isn’t this illegal)
How they let them out on me
(Isn’t this illegal)
How they let them out on me
Who, me? Tell me? Was it me?
What an ugly lion
Oh, he like me, like me, like me, like me,
Oh yeah, he ate me

Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion
Zoo let out the lion

James:]
Take it back, take it back...

Verse 1-
Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door you start eating
Come on everybody won’t you eat more
everybody want to buy more desserts
Everybody get your food to snack on
All you crazy people come on eat some more
I want to see you all eat your pees, pees
You either want to eat with me, or eat me!

Chorus-
cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
make you run real fast
it’s a cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
Wish you never ever seen it at all!

Verse 2-
And when it grows it grows with passion
And if it’s pickled, then it ain’t a cucumber 
If it’s green goes gross, you know you’re gonna have to treat it
even if you never ever seen it
Everybody took the cucumbers
All the ones you planted in your backyard
you doing anything to keep them on your plate




because it ain’t ever gonna , gonna run away


Chorus-
 cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
make you run real fast
it’s a cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
Wish you never ever seen it at all!


[Chants]

Chorus-
cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
make you run real fast
it’s a cucumber, make you chew hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of it’s taste
it’s a cucumber
make you have farts
make you cut cheese
Wish you never ever seen it at all!

 Outro-
never ever seen it at all
you wish you never ever seen it at all
you wish you never ever seen it at all
you wish you never ever seen it at all
you wish you never ever seen it at all

We gave you everything you’ve got
You keep on collecting the pennies and they get hot
You have our crap, and WE’VE GOT YOUR MOM HELD HOSTAGE
You say you wanna get more
The savings just begun we’ll let you in
You keep on spending, you keep on spending

I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday

You’ll keep on saving for a while
You’re looking ugly and I hate your style
You drive us wild, we’ll drive you crazy
You loose everything you’ve got and that’s quite a lot
And you drive us wild, we’ll drive you crazy
You keep on spending, you keep on spending

I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday
I want a broker’s share for the night and spend it everyday

Go on head as you waste your days with stinking
When you fart everyone dies
Another day and you’ve had your fill of stinking
With the john in the bathroom
These are shaking brown
These hands are meant to mow

Speak to me, when all you’ve got to keep is strong
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I know you can
And even when your grass is gone   
Mow the dirt, mow the dirt just to make it through
Mow the dirt
Mow the dirt

So a day when you’ve lost the mower completely
Could be a night when the lawn dies
Such a lawn that will lead you to deceiving
All the grass haled in your
Hands are coated green
Your grass is mine to hold

Speak to me, when all you’ve got to keep is strong
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I know you can
And even when your grass is gone
Mow the dirt, mow the dirt just to make it through
Mow the dirt
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)

When everything is wrong we mow our lawns
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong we mow our lawn
The lawn the lawn the lawn

When all you’ve got to keep is strong
Mow the lawn, mow the lawn like I know you can
And even when your grass is gone   
Mow the dirt, mow the dirt just to make it through
[X3]

(Mow the lawn)
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We mow our lawns